Joke of the day

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but they are easy to get.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing.

They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men….men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the s–t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Paris in Jail

I’m sure everyone has heard about the latest Paris Hilton drama, but I thought I’d put it here too. I should probably feel sorry for the poor girl, but she did the crime – now she has to do the time.

The best part…

With the news that the judge had sent her back to jail, Paris Hilton was taken from the courtroom, screaming at the top of her lungs. Hilton shrieked, “Mom, Mom, Mom,” as she was removed from the courtroom to be returned to the Los Angeles County jail in Lynwood.

Wow, you would think a Hilton would have more class.

Creepy PSAs

Your tax dollars at work – PSAs warning kids about how the Internet works.

How is it possible that high school kids don’t get that once you post pics of yourself on the net they will be there forever? I think it’s the parents, Ad Council and government officials that were shocked by this. Kids know it will be up there forever, but don’t care, just like they don’t care about the tattoos, nose ring or GPA.

The first video makes me wonder what Neil Flynn would think about the evil Janitor stereotype.

Dental Arts

I just found a website for a dentist here in our local area. This dentist has decided it was a good idea to use the term Dental Arts in his name.

I know, terms like ‘healing arts’ or ‘dental arts’ are somewhat common in the medical industry, but I am confident that the last person I want cleaning my teeth is an ‘Artist’.

All I can picture is walking into a grungy studio apartment with a big dental chair in the middle and having Isaac Mendez show up, covered in paint, all strung out on heroin and holding a dental drill. As if Dentists weren’t scary enough when they were college educated Doctors…