Bill Gates was the Mark Zuckerberg of His Time

Paul Allen’s new book accuses Bill Gates of attempting to steal shares of Microsoft from him while he Paul was undergoing treatment for cancer. In this video from the Wall Street Journal – The News Hub discusses if these accusations hurt Bill Gates. During the segment author Julia Angwin states that Gates ‘was the Mark Zuckerberg of his time’? The Mark Zuckerberg of his time? Really? (shakes head)

Why you aren’t married

Great article on Huffington Post about marriage and how to find the right man.

Here is just one tidbit of sage wisdom from the article.

The deal is: most men just want to marry someone who is nice to them. I am the mother of a 13-year-old boy, which is like living with the single-cell protozoa version of a husband. Here’s what my son wants out of life: macaroni and cheese, a video game, and Kim Kardashian. Have you ever seen Kim Kardashian angry? I didn’t think so. You’ve seen Kim Kardashian smile, wiggle, and make a sex tape. Female anger terrifies men. I know it seems unfair that you have to work around a man’s fear and insecurity in order to get married — but actually, it’s perfect, since working around a man’s fear and insecurity is big part of what you’ll be doing as a wife.

It’s just so true, all us guys are totally afraid of angry, scary women.

Put Mom in a Closet

5 steps to make your own ‘Mom Cave’

Mom Cave in a ClosetMom gets a Closet for her 'Cave'

Man Cave’s have been popular for several years now. A man gets a garage, basement or spare room with a big screen TV and Kegerator to while away his spare hours. Mom, on the other hand, has been neglected… until now.

Now, with a little help from Yahoo, Mom get’s her very own Closet. That’s right, while Dad is in his ultra cool cave with a $5,000 projector, sipping a cold beverage, Mom is typing away at her laptop paying bills in a CLOSET.

“A ‘Mom Cave’ can be anywhere from an unused closet to a guest room,” says Sforza. “You can also carve out space in a corner of an attic or a bedroom.” While your close quarters may seem claustrophobic, choosing a windowed area will help open up the space. “If a window isn’t available, hang a few mirrors,” suggest Sforza. “It’ll bounce light around and give the illusion of more space.”

The only problem is, I’m not sure what Mom’s going to do when Dad needs someplace to hang his new Carhartt…

Best Tiger Woods Jokes

I won't even comment on the recent drama surrounding Tiger Woods crashing his Cadillac Escalade into a tree and fire hydrant. You've all heard the gossip, I'm sure. What I am going to share are some of the jokes floating around the net. I thought these were pretty funny.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Josh McDaniels just wants to win the Mother F@#$n game!

For those of you that missed it, Denver Bronco's coach Josh McDaniels' sideline conversation with players was aired live during the Thanksgiving Day Game. During this clip, he drops an f-bomb. I'm sure his momma is proud.

I know lots of coaches talk this way, and it's not his fault the NFL Network had their nosy cameras up there, but I was shocked when I saw it on live TV. I had to backup and watch it again to be sure that's what he said.