Paris in Jail

I’m sure everyone has heard about the latest Paris Hilton drama, but I thought I’d put it here too. I should probably feel sorry for the poor girl, but she did the crime – now she has to do the time.

The best part…

With the news that the judge had sent her back to jail, Paris Hilton was taken from the courtroom, screaming at the top of her lungs. Hilton shrieked, “Mom, Mom, Mom,” as she was removed from the courtroom to be returned to the Los Angeles County jail in Lynwood.

Wow, you would think a Hilton would have more class.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer girl

This is one of the funnier practical jokes I’ve heard about in a while. Sir Richard Branson took advantage of poor Paris Hilton.

The theme of the party was the Mad Hatter, and Paris decided to come dressed as Alice in Wonderland and she notified everyone in advance.

Apprised of this information, Sir Richard ordered all the waitresses at the event, some 60 in total to dress in the same costume, thereby placing Paris in the awkward situation of not being the center of attention.

To make matters worse, Sir Richard at one stage pretended to act as if the hotel heiress were a waitress and asked her to go fetch him a drink.